Good books always leave you feeling a little lost when you finish them.
It’s harder to get accepted at McDonald’s Hamburger University in China than it is to get into Harvard. Source
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
I’m so weak rn
Ian and Barbara arriving home in The Chase
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?